an epilogue to the case of the lost wallet.
so it's pretty clear now. onli 3 days after the incident and i realised that i'm not gonna see my myuk girl wallet again. hai. well how did i know? i received this letter from DBS in the evening.
dear sir/madam,
we would like to inform you that your card was rejected at the ATM on 03/02/2006 as you had exceeded the max number of PIN tries allowed on the card. for security reasons, we have cancelled ur card temporarily.
[the rest are just the rubbish SOP for reactivating the card]
oh wells. seems like that fool who picked my wallet decided to try have a share of wealth of the owner of the wallet. pity he din know how poor the owner is and how stupid he is.
to whoever you are, obviously u cant break my code that easily and mind you ATM machines have CCTV. wonder wad ur brain matter is made of. toilet water? wells. i just have the urge to strangle you la. i mean wad's so difficult abt being kind?? grr. u took my wallet. i wonder wad u did to my neoprints. my discount cards. what:? u wanna have discount at mini toons too? and my neoprints. recognise my face clearly will ya? the next time u see me on the streets, dun forget to choke. and my i/c. tks to u i have to you i have to pay a nonsense 100 bucks to replace it. but wells, i can't deny that i thank you for taking away my ez link card. mindyou, how i hate that p6 photo of me on the card. but come on, for ur greed i hafta pay another 20 bucks to replace it. to use it for another... well... 10 mths? 2 bucks a month. omg.
well well. speaking of which, my library card is inside too, i realise. if u wan go read more bks human ethics all right? but try not to let it overdue. oh wells. i'll cancel that card soon anyways.
yours sincerely, the seriously pissed wallet owner.
________ fill in the blank with any vulgarity u might desire.
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